"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."